Tenacious D - Double Team Lyrics
[Spoken]JB-DamnA hard days rockin'Better slip off my shoesMaybe give a little stretch aahhhhA little bendDip my toes to jaccuzzi babySlip out this book"The Buttress of Windsor"hohoho whos this?[Sung]Hows it going?That's the first thing I say to youHow's it goin'?Are ya floin'?Listen honeyThinkin bout a couple things to say to youShowin, groing, man I'd like to place my hands upon your *****in sexy ass and squeeze!And squeeeeze!Take off your blouse, and your underpants!And take a lookCuz here me and KG come ***** out of the side hatchWith the oils and perfume and insenceNow your movinPut on a cool 70's grooveA funky groove to ***** to!A funky groove to ***** toMe, me and KGIts all about sex supremeWe likes to cream jeansHave you ever been worked on by two guys who are hot for your snatch?KG-seexJB-Thats what im offering youYou stepped into our roomAnd then you smelled the perfumeYou lay upon our roundish bedAnd then you feel a tickling on your headIts KG with the feather and the French tickelerLook out baby he's got the tools!And then you feel something down by your feetIts me, its JB im suckin upon your toes!We don't mind suckin on toes!Good luck finding a boyfriend that sucks!Having sex with me and KJNow your talking double team supreme!Lets go!OO!OOOOOO!What, yeah , huh?, nah, AhhhhhhOh thats it, thats right, oh my god, oh i think im gonna!(spoken)Oh that was the one!Hail SATAN!HAIL SATAN!HAIL SATAN!HAIL SATAN!