Tenacious D - Drive-Thru Lyrics
Kage?Yea?Let's go to this drive-thruoh good, im starvin'*vrrooooommmm noise*may I help you?Yea, um, uhCan I have your order?yea, hold on a second im looking at the menuOk..ummmWould you like to buy some curly fries?Please don't, dont offer me anythingI'll tell YOU want I want,OK..um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nugget?syes, six piece nuggetsjust uh, can you just give me four nuggets?im trying to, IT COMES IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECEwould you like to try them?SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER..take the six nuggets and throw two of them awayi'm just wanting my four nugget thingi'm trying to watch my colory intakeit comes in six or twelve pieceTAKE TWO OF THE NUGGETS OUT AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSand give me four chicken mcnuggetsallright, four six piece nuggetsand then um.. can I have a Jr. Western Bacon CheeA JR Western Bacon Chee,im trying to watch my figureWestern Bacon CheeseburgerA JR Western Bacon Cheewould you like that with onions?no onions.. um..ok Chicken Bacon Cheese, twelve six piece nuggetsand um.. im gonna' go with a filet of fish sandwichsince that has less calories cause its fishFilet o' Fish..now if you could take a coca-cola and just go half coca-cola half diet-cokecuase im trying to watch my figuretry to loose some of the weightuh.. you want half coca-cola half diet-coke?um.. and a SMALL A SMALL chocolate shakebecause im trying to watch my figurenot a large a smallit comes in medium-small or medium-largeum.. small chocolate shake..um also a small season's curlyssmall season's curlys..ok i got small season's curleys, western bacon cheeseburger..ummm ***** my ass what elsegive me uhh.. allright cherrys jubilee and thats it$10.01.wait kage what do you wantuhhh geez let me have uhhi think i want the regular western bacon cheeseburgerlarge shake, seasoned curlys..OH GOD COME ON WITH THE ORDER, TAKE FOREVERthats all i want, thats all i wantGOOD, ok..how much is that sir? that will be $14.75at the window please, please drive updo you have any money?oh shoot... umm yea i got like uhhhgive it to me.. Allright Here... okwe only have umm alrightim gonna need to cancel the last two things on the orderok thank you..lets go
