Tenacious D - Spider Man Lyrics
This is a songSpiderman, SpidermanDoes whatever a spider canIs he strong? Listen budHe has the radioactive bloodHey there! There goes the SpidermanOhhh!!!!!Is he strong? Listen budHe has the radioactive bloodCan swing from a thread?Take a look overheadHey there! There goes the SpidermanOhhh!!!!!David Dark comin at 'emHe's got *****ing ultimate fighting championship moves!Here comes SpideyHe's not *****ing really SpideyHis moves didn't work because he's *****ing Spidey!Spiderman doesn't look rightHe looks like cheap ass!Spidey wearing the nike shoesI can see in the *****ing BVDsOutline...oh ***** Stay totally still!Stay totally stillIt's *****ing sassafrassquatch!I've been searching for him for ten yearsAnd now's my chance to capture himI'm not moving on...*****!He's using the web! He's using the web!Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!He's using the *****ing SpideyTwa, it didn't hold 'em!It *****ing holds almost everbodyBut it didn't work on Sass! He *****ing used a Matrix move!He *****ing used a Matrix move!Doosh!Ha! Wanna *****ing bowl?What the ***** is going down? Somebody help usHe's got the tranquilizer gun!David Dark's got the tranquil gunHe shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gunBut it didn't...(starts to laugh)Why's he have his ***** out? That's not right!Here comes Sassafrass! He's *****ing really pissed offNow what the ***** is happening tonight?It's looking like a fight!No! (starts to laugh a lot)You should've *****ing kn
