The Alphabeticians - I Farted Lyrics
In my brown windbreaker I slice right through the cheddarDo you follow me? Or better we should just walk side by sideGulps of air you swallow when you eat or when you chewWork their way around down there and come back out of youI farted! I farted!Knocked the wind right out of meI smelt it and I dealt it, took my knife and cut the cheeseI farted! I farted!The beginning of my end, and now I’ll say I’m sorry and I hope we can still be friends.