The Duckworth Lewis Method - It's Just Not Cricket Lyrics
Sgt.Yankee in his baseball capThrowing curveballs all over the mapIt’s not right, it’s not cricket!Vlad the Impaler is taking off his shirtTo wrestle with the riot girls down in the dirtIt’s not right, it’s not cricket!All we’re really saying is it doesn’t really feelLike we're all playing on a level playing fieldIt’s not right“It’s just not cricket”Bend over bank-man and take one for the teamA billion dollar bonus and a handshake from the queenIt’s not right, it’s not cricket!You’ve got a nerve to dedicate your victory to godWhen all you’ve done is medicate your way back to the topIt’s not right, it’s not cricket!All we’re really saying is it doesn’t really feelLike we're all playing on a level playing fieldIt’s not right“Well one thing it certainly isn’t is cricketYou simply can’t get away with thatIt’s just not cricket”!All we’re really saying is it doesn’t really feelLike we're all playing on a level playing fieldIt’s not right“You know it’s just not cricketNo, doesn’t workMy dear old thing, really you must pull yourself together!Calypso collapsoDreadful…”