The Lonely Island - Mother Lover Lyrics
Andy Samberg: Oh dang.Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day.Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her.Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.Justin Timberlake: Damn I forgot it too.Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided.What the hell are we gonna do?Justin Timberlake: My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.Andy Samberg: Cold.Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray.Justin Timberlake: WordAndy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.Both: Hold up! Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin?Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.Both: Slow up! Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg?Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharooBoth: We both love our moms, women with grown women needsI say we break em offShow em how much they really meanCause... I'm a Mother LoverYou're a Mother LoverWe should ***** each others mothersBoth: ***** each others momsPushin' that lady that you came out as a babyAint no doubt that shit is crazyBoth: *****in' each others momsCause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers NightIf doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be rightI'm callin on you cause I can't do it myselfTo me you're like a brother, so be my mother loverAndy Samberg: I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and rosesJustin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million posesAndy Samberg: They will be so surprisedJustin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtfulAndy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your momJustin Timberlake: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffleBoth: Sho nuff! Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomileBoth: Straight up! Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyleJustin Timberlake: This the perfect planAndy Samberg: For a perfect Mothers DayJustin Timberlake: They have to rename this oneBoth: All up under the covers dayCause I'm a Mother LoverYou're a Mother LoverWe should ***** each others mothersJustin Timbrlake: ***** each others momsI'm pushin that ladyWhere you came out as a babyAint no doubt that shit is crazyJustin Timbrlake: *****in' each others momsAndy Samberg: Break it downAndy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-fatherJustin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-fatherAndy Samberg: While your in my mother make me another brother. And while eI'm in your mother I'll never use a rubberJustin Timberlake: OH! Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers NightIf doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be rightI'm callin on you cause I can't do it myselfTo me you're like a brother, so be my mother loverThey blessed us both with the gift of lifeShe brought you in this world so Imma sex her rightThis is the second best idea that we've ever hadThe choice can be no otherBe my mother loverAndy Samberg: Happy Mother's Day
