The Lonely Island - YOLO Lyrics
[Featuring: Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar](Intro)YoloYoloYou only live onceThe battle cry of a generationThis life is a precious giftSo don’t get too crazy, it’s not worth the risk(Interlude)You know that we are still youngSo don’t be dumbDon’t trust anyone‘Cause you only live once(Verse)UhYou only live once, that’s the mottoSo take a chill pill, ease off the throttleNever go to loud clubs ‘cause it’s bad for your earsYour friends will all be sorry when they can’t hearAnd stay the hell away from drugs ‘cause they’re not legalThen bury all your money in the backyard like a beagalYou should never trust a bank, they’ve been known to failAnd never travel by car or bus, boat or by railAnd don’t travel by plane and don’t travel at allBuild a bomb shelter basement with titanium wallsAnd wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on youAnd never go in saunas ‘cause they’re crawling with piranhasAnd never take the stairs ‘cause they’re often unsafeYou only live once, don’t let it go to waste(Interlude)You know that we are still youngSo hold on from the funCook your meat til it’s done‘Cause you only live once(Verse)Yea, and here’s another piece of my adviceStay away from kids ‘cause their hair is filled with mad liceThere’s no such thing as too much PurellThis a cautionary tale, word to George OrwellSo go 1984, send these plugs into socketsAlways wear a chastity belt and triple lock itThen hire a taster, make him check your food for poisonAnd if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy himNo blankets or pajamas, they could choke you in your sleepTwo words about furniture: KILLING MACHINESBoard your windows up, the sun is bad for your healthAnd always wear a strait jacket so you’re safe from yourself(Verse)AhaTake no chances (no chances)Start freelancing (right now)Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances401kk, make sure it’s low riskThen get some real-estate (how much?)4.2%30 year mortgageThat’s important, that’s a great dealAnd if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last billRenting is for suckers right nowA dependable savings and you’re retired with money in your account(Chorus)YoloSay no noIsolate yourselfAnd just roll solo, be carefuloYou oughta look out also stands for YOLO(Interlude)You know that we are still youngBurn the prints of your thumbsAnd pull out all your teethSo you can’t bite your tongue(Verse)Only on this earth for a short time (time)So don’t go outside if you don’t wanna die (die)Just take our advice and hideAnd scream YOLO to the sky(Outro)You oughta look out
