The Lucksmiths - Danielle Steel Lyrics
She’d look beautiful in a tea towelBut she’s dressed up to the ninesShe’s covered herself in make-upBut she can’t make up her mindShe’s a damsel in distressShe feels a damn fool in this dressShe lives aloneAnd I know how she feelsShe has the mind of Sharon StoneAnd the heart of Danielle SteelSpends hours in front of the bookcaseA beast with two paperbacks in bedShe’s read them all from go to woeAnd arranged them from A to ZAnd you can judge a book by it’s coverA kingdom for a horse, a condom for a loverShe lives aloneAnd I know how she feelsShe has the mind of Sharon StoneAnd the heart of Danielle SteelI understandShe’s up in arms and down at heelBut it’s getting out of handShe has the heart of Danielle SteelSo take off your horn-rimmed rose-coloured glassesAnd shake out your shining hair againBehind every princess, in an ill-fitting pink dressThere’s a lonely librarian