The Rosebuds - Christmas Dan Lyrics
Strutting around in this lonesome town, he's got his own holidayHis pedals down in his old Trans Am that he turned into a sleighHe wears an earring made from candy canes, eats cookies straight from the panSo sit right back let's hear the tale of a man called Christmas DanThe kids hang swing-sets from his beard and use his belly as a trampolineAnd Dan knows every single word to the Chipmunks FamilyHe finds all the lonely - lost snowballs and turns em into big snow menSo sit right back let's hear the tale of a man called Christmas Dan(One Winter night, it snowed way, way too long)(But Dan dug out the entire town and decorated everybody's lawn)He's wading his way through the wrapping paper all the way up to his kneesHis hair looks just like shiny tinsel hanging from an old Christmas treeHe can start a fire in your fireplace, just from a single winkAnd the only stocks he's worried about are hanging from his chimneyDan eats chocolate from the calendar, right before he falls to sleepAnd uses cinnamon as deodorant, and garland to floss his teethHe runs around the town caroling and shaking everybody's handsAnd now everybody knows the tale of a man called Xmas DanAnd now everybody knows the tale of a man called Xmas DanI said now everybody knows the tale of a man called Xmas Dan
