The W's - The Rumor Weed Song Lyrics
Have you heard of the one about Alfred?A dangerous robot I'm toldHe's got lazers for eyesAnd a microchip brainAnd his skin is terribly coldWe've heard the one about AlfredIt's strange, amazing, untrueBut now that we've heard about AlfredWe'd like to hear more about youI'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed)I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed)A tiny little story is all I needTo make a big mess (he's a rumor weed)So what is a rumor?It starts a storyMaybe its true, maybe notBut once you repeat itIts hard to defeat itNow look at the mess that you've gotAlfred's a robot, everyone knowsThe story is all over townUs rumor weeds know how a rumor can growJust like a big weed in the groundI'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed)I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed)A tiny little story is all I needTo make a big mess (he's a rumor weed)Don't start rumors (no, no)don't start rumorsWords can hurt, they spread like a tumorSo play it safe and don't start a rumorI'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed)I'm a rumor weed (he's a rumor weed)A tiny little story is all I needTo make a big messA tiny little story is all I need(You better watch out for the rumor weed!)
