The W's - Used Car Salesman Lyrics
Cheap sunglassesSnakeskin bootsClip-on tieAnd he's ready to scootWell he's looking out over his domainWhen he sees a mark dressed quite plainSo he changes his course and he picks up his paceAs an evil grin floats across his faceEases on over with a strut in his walkAnd his lips start to fly as he starts to talkReels the mark in like a fish on a hookAs he puts another check down in his bookCause he's out to sell some used carsAnd it doesn't matter who you think you areHe's got a line for everyoneHe'll treat you like his daughter or sonBut hey wait, don't go for that baitTo lateHe'll give you a 30 day warranteeAnd his handshake is the guaranteeBut try and take your car back to his placeHe acts like he's never seen your faceDon't try and grab him he'll get awayHe eats fish like you every dayHe's a slick snake in the grassYou weren't his first you won't be his lastCause he's out to sell some used carsAnd it doesn't matter who you think you areHe's got a line for everyoneHe'll treat you like his daughter or sonBut hey wait, don't go for that baitTo lateWelcome to Hub-City used HondasHave we got a deal for you!We've got Hondas galore -Like right here is a light-blue 83 Accord with 250,000 milesBut them's highway milesAnd right here's a tan 85 Civic with 230,000 milesIt's got the nice lived in lookI've got the good brakesAnd I got the bad brakesAnd if you don't com see us todayWe can't save you any dinero'Cause he's out to sell some used carsAnd it doesn't matter who you think you areHe's got a line for everyoneHe'll treat you like his daughter or sonBut hey wait, don't go for that baitTo late
