They Might Be Giants - Dr Worm Lyrics
They call me Dr. Worm,Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.I'm interested in things,I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm,I am an actual worm,I live like a worm.I like to play the drums.I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.I'll show you what I know and you canTell me if you think I'm getting better on the drumsI'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can'tHear the doorbell...When I get into it, I can't tell if you areWatching me twirling the stick.When I give the signal, my friendRabbi Vole will play the solo...Someday, somebody else besides me willCall me by my stage name, they willCall me Dr. Worm,Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.I'm interested in things.I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm,I am an actual worm,I live like a worm.And I like to play the drums,I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.I'll show you what I know and you canTell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.I'm not a real doctor, but they call meDr. Worm!