They Might Be Giants - Particle Man Lyrics
Particle man, particle manDoing the things a particle canWhats he like? its not importantParticle manIs he a dot, or is he a speck?When hes underwater does he get wet?Or does the water get him instead?Nobody knows, particle manTriangle man, triangle manTriangle man hates particle manThey have a fight, triangle winsTriangle manUniverse man, universe manSize of the entire universe manUsually kind to smaller manUniverse manHes got a watch with a minute hand,Millenium hand and an eon handWhen they meet its a happy landPowerful man, universe manPerson man, person manHit on the head with a frying panLives his life in a garbage canPerson manIs he depressed or is he a mess?Does he feel totally worthless?Who came up with person man?Degraded man, person manTriangle man, triangle manTriangle man hates person manThey have a fight, triangle winsTriangle man