They Might Be Giants - The Lady & The Tiger Lyrics
The lady said to the tigerAs they stood behind some doorsI'm sick of this jobI don't know what we're waiting here forI'm turning off life supportI'm putting an end to this jokeThe tiger thought about thisAnd then the tiger spokeStarving the beast at the very leastWill just increase its hungerGo right ahead and starve me deadIt will only make me strongerThe lady said, "I'm busting out of this prisonI've got laser vision and I'm burning a hole in the wall"The tiger said, "Wait, you'll start a fireDestroy the entire lady and the tiger hall"Felines and dames in flamesWill hardly serve your aimsDo you surmise it's wiseTo have laser beams emitting from your eyes?Point taken, cat, I can well see thatOur lives are worth protectingBut I submit it's time we quitThis hoping and expectingFelines and dames in flamesWill hardly serve my aimsBut in my dreams it seemsThat my eyes are always shooting laser beamsThe hall remains, it still containsA pair of doors, a choiceBehind one door, a muffled roarBehind the other, a voice