Tim Minchin - Dark Side Lyrics
I can have a dark sideIf you want me toI can have a dark sideI can develop my brooding potentialIf pain's what you want in a manPain I can doI can have a dark side, tooI can have a dark side... Hey! I called my girlfriend up on the phoneI said, "Hey g-girlfriend what's g-going wrong?"She said, "I'm breaking it off with youI feel as if the m-m-magic has gone."I said, "Hey baby, what you talking about?I thought that everything was just fine."She said, "That's exactly the pointI just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the timeI need somebody deeper than youSomeone with a little third-dimension."I said, Well, I can have a dark sideIf you want me toI can have a dark sideI can develop my brooding potentialIf pain's what you want in a manPain I can doI can have a dark side, tooI can have a dark side... I wrote a letter to Mr SonyI said, "Hey S-sony what's g-going down?I've got a record and I reckon it's wickedAnd I th-think you should s-spread it around."He said, "Hey Tim, I quite like your workHe said, "It's clever and quirkyBut I promise you this:You could be clever as VoltaireBut it won't get you nowhereIf you wanna sell discsClever never made no one richIt doesn't appeal to the teenage marketThe teenage market!"I said, I can have a dark sideIf you want me toI can have a dark sideI can reveal my tortured internalsIf pain's what you want in an actPain I can doI can have a dark side, tooI can have a dark side, tooJeremy has spoken at lastDaddy never came to my ball gamesWhere were you daddy?Daddy never came to my ball gamesHe never loved meDaddy never came to my ball games (Daddy never came! )Daddy never came to my ball games (Daddy never came! )Daddy never came to my ball gamesDaddy never CAME! I, I can have a dark sideIf you want me toIf you want me toYeah I, I can have a dark sideIf you want me toI can have a dark side, tooI, I can have a dark sideIf you want me toIf you want me toYeah I, I can have a dark sideIf you want me toRock!