Tim Minchin - Inflatable You Lyrics
This is a love song.Your love for me is not debatableYour sexual appetite's insatiableYou never ever make me waitableDelectable, inflatable you. You don't have problems with your weight at allYou never steal food off my plate at allI never have to masturbate at allUnstoppable, inflatable you.You never seem to menstruate at allSo you're not angry when I'm late at allI feel permanently fallatableUnpoppable, inflatable you. With you in my arms I feel we could just fly awayWith the right kind of gas I might even try it some dayIn this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drownWe could just float forever whatever the weatherWhenever my inflatable lover's around. Your thighs and buttocks are so holdableYou always do what you are toldableAnd if we argue you just foldableControllable consolable you.My mates all reckon you are suitableI took you around to watch the footableAnd Steve and Gary said you're rootableRefutable, commutable you.You're never sensitive or ticklyWhen I rub you my skin goes pricklyIt's know as static electricityFelicity when I'm kissing you. Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hairYou have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the airYour problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in PsychTo know if you get down I just perk you right upWith a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.You never wake up when I snore at allA trait which I find quite adorableYou have a box and you are storableIgnorable, back-doorable you.Any sexual position's feasibleAlthough you don't bend at the knees at allYour hooters are so firm and squeezableIncreasable, un-creasable you.You don't complain about my hairy backOr about the inches that downstairs I lackYou're not disgusted by my furry crackBurt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... Oooo... Now birth control is not an issueI clean it all off with a tissueI bet my jealous friends all wish youWere insatiably inflatably theirs.Don't let me down.Don't let me down.Don't let me down.And I won't let you down.
