Todd Rundgren - Emperor Of The Highway Lyrics
I am the emperor of the highwayI wield the universal willOne might chance to overlook on my divinenessUnless Im sitting in the imperial poupe de villeI am the emperor of the highwayStrapped with foolish mortals such as theseI need never indicate my intentionsI can stop and go and turn just as I pleaseFor I am the emperor of the highwayHold!Methinks that thou hast driven too farI am the royal prince of foreign sports carsBetter that I should drive a wheelchair or jogThan to be blown off by a regal road hogI am the emperor of the highway(where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car? )This time my friend, you are outclassed(any real man would drive a stick shift)For my uncle is the duke of the state police(cut me off again and I will punch your lights out)And he will place his royal boot upon your ass(this is my exit, we shall meet another day)Dont forget whos emperor of the highwayFor I am the emperor of the highway!