Todd Rundgren - No. 1 Lowest Common Denominator Lyrics
I wanna see your number 1 lowest common denominatorYou're so hot! what choo got?On the outside i'm a good boyLet me inside 'cause i'm full of joyI don't want to shock you but i'm an electric eelHow's that make your denominator feel?Think i'll surprise herI can always depend on my great equalizerI wanna grind, lose your mindI kissed you once, but will i kiss you again?Be certain with sex and you'll always have friendsYour glands wanna freak, your hands wanna speakAnd your mind slips away at the peakRecitation (a poem of love)Time stops - the light goes onA thundering head and no bodyWashed up and woke up on the beach,Seaside breakfastA tender egg on white sandLegs long and tan without a break, even to the neckSuddenly, simultaneously, an eclipse and a snowfallFlakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silverBurning little holes all the way to the marrowPuckered flesh like avocado sags into a green poolAll the birds leave turquoise rutsAcross the velveeta skyIt's time to screamI wanna be your number 1 lowest common denominator