Tom Waits - Jitterbug Boy Lyrics
Well, Im a jitterbug boy, by the shoe-shineResting on my laurels and my hardys tooLife of riley on a swing shift, gears follow my driftOnce upon a time I was in show-biz tooI seen the brooklyn dodgers playing at ebbets fieldSeen the kentucky derby tooIts fast women, slow horses, unreliable sources,And Im holding up the lamp-post if you want to knowIve seen the wabash cannonball, buddy, Ive done it allcause I slept with the lions and marilyn monroe,Had breakfast in the eye of a hurricaneFought rocky marciano, played minnesota fats,Burned hundred-dollar bills, Ive eaten mulligan stewGot drunk with louis armstrong, whats that old song?I taught mickey mantle everything that he knowsSo you ask me what Im doing here holding up the lamp-post,Flipping this quarter, trying to make up my mindAnd if its heads I go to tennessee, and tails I buy a drink,If it lands on the edge I keep talking to you(scat)