Tom Waits - Jitterburg Boys Lyrics
Well, I'm a jitterbug boy, by the shoe-shineResting on my laurels and my hardys tooLife of Riley on a swing shift, gears follow my driftOnce upon a time I was in show-biz tooI seen the Brooklyn Dodgers playing at Ebbets FieldSeen the Kentucky Derby tooIt's fast women, slow horses, unreliable sources,And I'm holding up the lamp-post if you want to knowI've seen the Wabash Cannonball, buddy, I've done it all'Cause I slept with the lions and Marilyn Monroe,Had breakfast in the eye of a hurricaneFought Rocky Marciano, played Minnesota Fats,Burned hundred-dollar bills, I've eaten Mulligan stewGot drunk with Louis Armstrong, what's that old song?I taught Mickey Mantle everything that he knowsSo you ask me what I'm doing here holding up the lamp-post,Flipping this quarter, trying to make up my mindAnd if it's heads I go to Tennessee, and tails I buy a drink,If it lands on the edge I keep talking to you[scat]