Toy Dolls - Bachelor Boy / When Gary Married Melanie Lyrics
and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boyand that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:"-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boyA happy ba-che-lor was he,But he ain't no more gone is GarryAs he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a ***** called melanieWho's that then - GarrySlouched on the couch with that cow,There ain't any doubt there's no escapeNow off his head, concertedInstead he wed, Melanie[Chorus]He said, "I only wanted to stay"But the silly sucker, drained his life away"I only wanted to be"and he took no notice of meand it's all over now -huh- for GarryThe bag nagged/asked to have a kidThe most * that Garry ever didStuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie[Chorus][Guitar Bit]Off his head, off his *Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie[Chorus]