Tracy Byrd - The Truth About Men Lyrics
We don't like to go out shoppin', don't care what's on saleJust wanna sit with a bag full of chips watchin' the NFLWhen you come over at half time, you say does this dress fit too tightWe just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say“Uh-Hu, looks just right”Well that's the truth about men, that's the truth about usWe like to hunt and golf on our days off, scratch and spit and cussAnd no matter what line we hand you when we come draggin' inWe ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen againWe hate watchin' Steel Magnolias, we like Rambo and Die Hard IVJump up and down like fools when we see the new toolsAt the Home Depot StoreWe don't really wanna take you to dinner at some fancy restaurantThe only reason we do is ‘cause we know it leads toThe one thing that we all wantWell, that's the truth about men, that's the truth about guysWe'd rather pick guitars and work on carsThan work on the problems in our livesAnd though we might say it to you now and thenWe ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen againWell, if you wanna know what we're all thinkin', it's nothing too complexIt's just somethin' cold for drinkin' and a whole lotta S-E-XThat's the truth about men, that's the truth about usWe like to hunt and golf and drive around lostAnd scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuffAnd no matter what line we give you when we come crawlin' inWe ain't wrong, we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen againWe ain't wrong, We ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happenSure it's gonna happen, you know it's gonna happen againAnd that's the truth about men