Twiztid - Drunken Ninja Master Lyrics
Is it a vampire that you see before your eyes?Before you focus, I dematerializeAnd vanish into thin airSo all you scary *****es better bewareFor six petals of the Lotus Pod, prepareFor the coming of the creatures in dark with blind faithThe battle is before us, the target is Hell's gateI'm the first general of the Cobra-God ShadowcastersThe black demon, Madrox, drunken ninja masterThe night air makes me awake from my daytime dreamIt always seems like there's a killer loose, livin' in meI try runnin' from the shadows into the moonlight streetsIn search of hoping to find a place like meOfferin' forgotten souls, drippin' blood, give the hatchet respectThe Lotus all up in this *****, givin' free chin checksSuffocating from the cellar 'cause we grow with the starsEven the drunken ninja's knowin' who we are, mutha*****a!!Drunken...Ninja...Master...Lotus...Lotus...Drunken...Ninja...Master...Lotus...Lotus...Blood bath, arms open with my wings spreadI'm in this burned down house and I'm surrounded by the deadNow visualizeI can reach a cloud sky highAnd I can make it all turn red before your very eyesShadowless in the mirror like oxygen***** us bein' off the hook, *****-boy, we off the hitI keep hitt-atin' like monsters when the trees blow byAnd I'm demented with this killer insideWho wanna die?!?!Look at me, I scale wallsAnd throw Poof ballsI seek and destory the skulls of devils without a causeChinese stars, I throw theseFor the Dark Lot-eeseI represent the deadLouise and the policeAnd broom jabronisLook at my face, Jesus, don't ask my religionOr I'll draw this Hex ninja sword and make my incisionI'm like Shaggy with this beatI'm weakI'm sweetA drunken ninja master, I'll ***** you like, ah, Joe BruceDrunken...Ninja...Master...Lotus...Lotus...Drunken...Ninja...Master...Lotus...Lotus...Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-hawHa-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-hawHa-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-hawHa-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw(Bunch of reversed shit)Drinkin', smokin', thuggin', maxin'Lifestyle of a ninja straight out the *****in' casket*****in' with a dead man, you'll get your head tookSacrifice for the Lotus Pod, for Blaze a crookAnd if any punks wanna step up and test yo' luckYou find yourself layin' in the back of the truckMutha*****a, I'm a drunken ninja master thug***** 40's of BudWe drinkin' 40's of blood(yeah!!)Grab the bottle, pop the capThrow it backExpired *****'s blood flowin' down my neckConstantly puttin' shit in my body direct from Hell's bowelsCausin' my hands to do things out my brain's controlLike, let's see, umm....grabbin' and squeezin'Wakin' up next to lifeless bodies that ain't breathin'Blame it on the blood, voodoo, or alcoholAnd you'll just make this call fasterFrom a drunken ninja masterYou *****in' bastard!!Drunken...Ninja...Master...Lotus...Lotus...Drunken...Ninja...Master...Lotus...Lotus...Drunken...Ninja...Master...Lotus...Lotus...Drunken.............
