Uncle Kracker - (I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half Lyrics
I know a guy who took too many pillsNow he's got a mansion that sits on a hill14 million served that's correct17 cars, 3 cribs, and 2 jetsI came to test to blood, sweat, tearsPersevered for ten long years10 years, I was there for 8And I ain't seen a meaner mutha puttin' food on our plateI've learned to hate, and that's a damn shameBecause I'm gettin' pretty good at this ***** ass gameSee, fame ain't the problem, it's brokeaaPissin' on my dawg cause they're down on their luckNow you're stuck like a pig in the pokeYou know you're makin' him mad, and you're goin' to get chokedDon't you know every dog has a limitYo. I'm about to kick somebody's ass in a minuteChorus:I'm Gonna Split This Room In HalfWhy'd you have to go and get my dog all madI'm Gonna Split This Room In Half(I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all madI'm Gonna Split This Room In HalfWhy'd you have to go and get my dog all madI'm Gonna Split This Room In Half(I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all madSometimes success leads to stressLegal roles and dumb (hoes) and death threatsNat work for network and that worksAnd people jerk for perks that ain't theirsAnd that hurts. You work your whole lifeAnd that still ain't enoughCause a bunch of punks wanna poach your stuffThat's not your stuffSo don't touch thatAnd don't make me break with this baseball bat, causeRepeat chorusYou're not playing niceMy dog likes to shareYou're goin to get smacked for not playin fairIt's in the air you can feel the tensionWe don't take kind to senseless dissensionYou bark like a dog. You fight like a dogYou live by your dog. You die by your dogNow there's a calm before the stormAnd I'd hate to be you when it starts to get warmClouds are forming. Crowds are swarmingYou've had for - warning. Now pray for mourning, causeRepeat chorus (x2)