Uncle Kracker - Intro Lyrics
(kid rocks only God knows why playing in the background.)(buses airbrakes and horn)Kracker: ugh..i guess this is where I get off?Kid rock: yep...remember everything I told you?Kracker: yepKid rock: got your songbookKracker: yepKid rock: got them beats I gave yaKracker: yepKid rock: moneyKracker: yepKid rock: cellphoneKracker: hun huhKid rock: whats wrong?Kracker: what if I dont make it?Kid rock: thats impossibleKracker: well what if?Kid rock: ***** what and tell if to suck my dickKracker: ha haKid rock: I tought you to well for that, besides the moneys alreadyMade and the foundations already been laid.(lighter flick)Now remember the most important thing I tought you.When it gets crazy out there with the money, and the girlsAnd the fame.Kracker: whats that?Kid rock: make sure you pinch it at the top before you roll it downKracker: got itKid rock: now get out of here(bus leaving)