Utopia - Life Is A Drag Lyrics
Submitted for your inspectionThe evolutionary erectionOf primitive manBut before we explore the question of his sense of styleWe must point out his predilectionTo cover his glandsBrothers, weve been led to believeThat between adam and eveThere was nothing to hideWere it not for eves primal hasteOr a leaf strategically placedWho knows what shed decideEve and some guy named clydeThats why life is a dragLife is just a pose in a ragYou can play the part ofPusher or pastorOf harlot or hagLife is just a dressing gameLife is a dragThe argument can be renderedAll bodies are forcibly genderedBy how they are wrappedAnd though popular opinion holds thisMakes us civilizedSo much deference is attendedBy whats in ones lapHistory proves thatWho wears the pants is as much a mere circumstanceAs a matter of timeUltimately, why should we careWhere one buys ones lace underwearIf one is so inclinedShow me yours, Ill show mineThats why life is a dragFashion is a long running gagWe can deck you out in sequins or spandexA mohawk or shagWho remembers unisex?Life is a dragIts a dragWhat a dragYou can be a stag in a bagThey wont know until youre stiffOn a slab and they look at the tagWhat you see is what you getLife is a dragLets just sayWe hereby conspireThat a change of attireIs all part of the planSomething that was so long suppressedStarts to show when you wear a dressAnd if clothes make the manThey can unmake the manThats why life is a dragLife is just a pose in a ragYou can play the part ofPusher or pastorOf harlot or hagLife is just a dressing gameLife is a dragIts a dragWhat a dragFashion is a long running gagArent you glad they found a way to look hipWhen your butt starts to sagPraise the lord, designer jeansWhat you see is what you getWho remembers unisexAnd who are you calling fagLife is a drag
