Various Artists - Soap And Water Blues - Washboard Sam Lyrics
Now, I've got a galShaped like a frogHer voice remind meOf an old bulldogHer hair looks just likeA chinchill-ie coatAn man if you get closeUp to that womanShe smells like a goatShe got b.o.She keeps b.o all the timeAnd she thinks soap and waterWoo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crimeHer ears, is so longHer nose, is so fatHer head, is so bigShe can't even wear a hatHer dogs is swolledAn she got one eyeMan, she looks like a wreckThat happened last JulyMan, ain't she ugly?She got b.o. all the timeMan, that woman thinks soap an waterMan, is a doggone crimeShe must-a have beenHer mother's only childShe should-a been a gorilla'Cause she sho' is wildShe got ways like a monkeySly as a foxShe should-a been on some chain gangMan, breakin' up rocksMan, ain't she ugly?An she keeps b.o. all the timeMan, that woman thinks soap an waterHoo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crimeHer legs look like needlesAn she ain't got no chinShe's a beautiful womanFor the shape she's inHer feets look like wingsWay out on a limbThat's just why her motherPut her off on him!Man, ain't she ugly?An she keeps b.o. all the timeMan, she thinks soap an waterWoo! Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime.~
