Ween - Piss Up A Rope Lyrics
My dinners on fire while she watches tvAnd if youve ever wondered what its like to be meShe takes all my money and leaves me no smokesYells at my buddies and insults my folksIm breakin my back doin the best that I canShes got time for the dog and none for her manAnd Im no dope, but I cant copeSo hit the *****in road and piss up a ropeYou can piss up a ropeAnd you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckinPack your bag, I dont need the agOn your knees you big, booty ***** start suckinYou ride my ass like a horse in a saddleNow youre up shits creek with a turd for a paddleAnd I cant cope -- piss up a ropeUh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribbleYou can piss up a rope and watch me giggleFor the last 6 months I been packin your bagYou can wash my balls with a warm, wet ragTill my balls feel smooth and soft like silkIm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milkAnd Im no dope, but Ive lost all hopeSo hit the *****in road and piss up a ropeYou can piss up a ropeAnd you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckinPack your bag, I dont need the agOn your knees you big, booty ***** start suckinYou ride my ass like a horse in a saddleNow youre up shits creek with a turd for a paddleAnd I cant cope -- piss up a rope[chorus twice]