Ween - The Blarney Stone Lyrics
Get off my ass you wee bitty *****If I pull out the claymore youre shit outta luckWhos that girl, that pretty young thingAfter I ***** her shell get up and singAye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eyeAye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eyeDown to the pub for a two shilling aleThe bread on the counter is going staleIf I dont get some fresh bread soonGonna punch you in your face and bark at the moonAye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eyeAye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eyeAint got no girl cuz I havent the timeGot too many other things on me mindPatty was nice she was pale and cuteBut I threw her away like an old piece of fruitAye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eyeAye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eyeGot ooze in my pores my feet are all wetGot mold in my ears but I aint dead yetGot stones in me bladder got a crack in me headWhen patty starts cryin this is what I saidAye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eyeAye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
