Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics
(parody of queens another one bites the dust)Riding in the bus down the boulevardAnd the place was pretty packed (yeah!)Couldnt find a seat so I had to standWith the perverts in the backIt was smelling like a locker roomThere was junk all over the floorWere already packed in like sardinesBut were stopping to pick up more, look out(chorus)Another one rides the busAnother one rides the busAnother comes on and another comes onAnother one rides the busHey, hes gonna sit by youAnother one rides the busTheres a suitcase poking me in the ribsTheres an elbow in my earTheres a smelly old bum standing next to meHasnt showered in a yearI think Im missing a contact lensI think my wallets goneAnd I think this bus is stopping againTo let a couple more freaks get on look out(chorus)(weird sound effects)Another one rides the busAnother one rides the busAnother one rides the bus owAnother one rides the bus hey heyAnother one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-eyThe window doesnt open and the fan is brokeAnd my face is turning blue (yeah)I havent been in a crowd like thisSince I went to see the whoWell I shouldve got off a couple miles agoBut I couldnt get to the doorThere isnt any room for me to breatheAnd now were gonna pick up more(chorus)