Weird Al Yankovic - Germs Lyrics
Sometimes I really want to be aloneBut thats one state Im never inBecause I know that Ive got millions upon millionsOf tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin(germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding(germs) but they just come right back(germs) I cant even see em, but I know theyre up to somethingHey, dont touch that - you dont know where its beenTheyre all over meTheyre inside of meCant get em offa meIm covered with ... microscopic bacteriaWhat do they want from meWhatll they do to meTheres no escape for meIm crawling with ... microscopic bacteriaNow if I ever dare to go to sleepThats when they start their sneak attackIn the morning I wake up in utter horrorTo find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque(germs) cant get those parasitic creatures off my face(germs) and theres more comin every day(germs) I never said that they could camp out on my bodyI wish theyd pack their tiny little bags and move awayTheyre all over meTheyre inside of meCant get em offa meIm covered with ... microscopic bacteriaWhat do they want from meWhatll they do to meTheres no escape for meIm crawling with ... microscopic bacteriaTheyre creepin around my shortsTheyre under the bathroom sinkTheyre ridin inside my carTheyre swimmin in my drinkTheyre hidin between my toesTheyre lurkin in every kissI got em way up my noseIn every oraficeIm gonna show them whos bossIm gonna get even yetJust gimme some lysol sprayJust hand me a moist toweletteDont tell me Im paranoidI know that theyre after meLook under the microscopeSee? ?Theyre all over meTheyre inside of meCant get em offa meIm covered with ... microscopic bacteriaWhat do they want from meWhatll they do to meTheres no escape for meIm crawling with ... microscopic bacteriaTheyre all over meI can feel em all over meOver every part of meMicroscopic bacteriaI know theyre watching meTheyre always watching meTheyre coming after meMicroscopic bacteriaWont somebody help mePlease somebody help meYouve got to believe meTheyre out to get meThey wanna control meThey wanna destroy meTheyre tryin to kill meIt kind of upsets me
