Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life Lyrics
I eat filet mignon seven times a dayMy bathtubs filled with perrierWhat can I sayThis is the lifeI buy a dozen cars when Im in the moodI hire somebody to chew my foodIm an upwardly mobile dudeThis is the lifeThey say that money corrupts youBut I cant really tellI got the whole world at my feetAnd I think its pretty swellI got women lined up outside my doorTheyve been waitin there since the week beforeWho could ask for moreThis is the lifeYoure dead for a real long timeYou just cant prevent itSo if money cant buy happinessI guess Ill have to rent itYeah, every day I make the front page newsNo time to pay my duesI got a million pairs of shoesThis is the lifeI got a solid gold cadillacI make a fortune while I sleepYou can tell Im a living legendNot some ordinary creepNo way, Im the boss, the big cheeseYeah, I got this town on its knobby little kneesAnd I can do just what I pleaseThis is the lifeThats right, Im the king, number oneI buy monographed kleenex by the tonI pay the bills, I call the shotsI grease the palms, I buy the yachtsOne thing I can guaranteeThe best things in life, they sure aint freeIts such a thrill just to be meThis is the lifeWaah, this is the life
