Zebrahead - Deck The Halls (i Hate Christmas) (w-intro) Lyrics
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)But theres one thing Id like to say...Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!)Its time for everybody to have a christmas partyEveryone but me Ill step outside boycott your office partyNo secret santa for meMistletoe makes me sneeze anywayCuz I dont wanna go, where happy days are snowId rather stay where frosty melts in the sunJuly 4 paradeA lynchburg lemonadeAn alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)ChorusDeck the halls with bells of hollytis the season to be jolly but,I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a yearIts time for everybody to head out christmas shoppingEveryone but me Ill stay insideNo presents under your tree that have a nametag for meAnd it makes my gifts so easy to hide I dont wanna go where shopping lines are slowI rather stay at home with the frosty cold oneA bud on ice in may, a lazy summer dayAn alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)ChorusDeck the halls with bells of hollytis the season to be jolly but,I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a yearIt was the night before christmas and all through the houseAll the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stoutI woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boomI knew that santa would be comin soonOn dascher on donner, commit, on blitzenI yelled shut up yall, but they wouldnt listenAnd then he came down with his belly of jelloHe says "where the ladies at cuz Im a real jolly fellow"Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sightMerry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly nightChorusDeck the halls with bells of hollytis the season to be jolly but,I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a yearChorusDeck the halls with bells of hollytis the season to be jolly but,I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a yearCuz I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a yearCuz I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a year
