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Song title: Frank Zappa - Help, I'm A Rock

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Ray collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)
Elliot ingber (lead guitar, rhythm guitar)

Help Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!
Ahahahahahahaaa
Help Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!
Somebody, please, please!
Help Im a rock, help Im a rock...
Wow man, its a drag being a rock
Help Im a rock...
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, Id even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know
Maybe if I passed my driving test
I could get a gig drivin that bus and pick some freaks up
In front of ben franks, right!

Help Im a cop, help Im a cop, help Im a cop!
(help Im a rock...), help Im a cop, help Im a cop!
Its a drag being a cop, I think Id rather be the mayor
Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,
You know, in society, because,
You know, its a drag when youre rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
And I got this letter back that said, uhu, aha

It cant happen here
It cant happen here
Im telling you, my dear
That it cant happen here
Because I been checkin it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
And Im telling you
It cant happen here
Oh darling, its important that you believe me
(bop bop bop bop)
That it cant happen here

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansas...
Kansas kansas tototototodo
Kansas kansas tototototodo
Kansas kansas
Who could imagine that they would freak out in minnesota...
Mimimimimimimi minnesota, minnesota, minnesota
Who could imagine...

Who could imagine
That they would freak out in washington, d.c.
D.c. d.c. d.c. d.c. d.c.
It cant happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It cant happen here
It cant happen here
Everybodys safe and it cant happen here
No freaks for us
It cant happen here
Everybodys clean and it cant happen here
No, no, it wont happen here
Im telling you it cant
It wont happen here
(bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
Plastic folks, you know
It wont happen here
Youre safe, mama
Youre safe, baby
You just cook a tv dinner
And you make it
(bop bop bop)
No no no no
Oh, were gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up
Go get a tv dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it wont happen here
(no no no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everythings cool).
Who could imagine
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs!

I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool.
And they thought it couldnt happen here
(duh duh duh duh duh)
They knew it couldnt happen here
They were so sure it couldnt happen here
But...

Suzie...
Yes yes yes--Ive always felt that
Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...
Its a real thing, man
And it really makes it
(makes it)

Suzie, you just got to town,
And weve been, weve been very interested
In your development.
Forget it!
Hmmmmmmmmm
(it cant happen here)