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Song title: Goldie Lookin' Chain - Half Man Half Machine

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"Half Man, Half Machine"
Eggsie : Adam! Do you read me? Over.
I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags
Do you need a drink or some crisps?
Blanco : You fuckin cant go down the shop
Dressed like that man you got fuckin tin foil
Wrapped round your 'ed
Eggsie : Its not tin foil, it’s my new skin.
I am a robot, I have interfaced, with my spectrum. Behold!
Blanco : You're fuckin nuts man stop talkin like tha
Eggsie : What do you mean? It is my normal voice!
My computer integrated voice circuit is making
Me speak like this
Blanco : Stop talkin like that ya fuckin bellend
Eggsie : I am a robot I am a robot!
Blanco : Fuckin inject him man inject him
Fuckin calm him down oh fuckin 'ell

Benatone spectrum pacman commadore
Zx81 Donkey Kong fuckin high score
Push it to the limit couldn't push it anymore
Wanna be a fuckin robot after smokin loadsa draw
Bought a speak n spell
Stuck it to my chest
Wrapped some fuckin tin foil
To my head and to my vest
Walkin down the street
My next door neighbors not impressed
I’m a robot and buyin 10 fags is my quest
Eggsies gone too far
He thinks he’s Robocop
He’s covered in tin foil
He’s got matchin metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fuckin escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standin in curry’s
But if the police turn up he runs in a fuckin hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his knob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Bein a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world
Feel my pain
I’m not like other people you might see or you might know
I make love to a BBC micro
Touchin on the disk drive
The monitor got hot
I knew from then I was a mother fuckin robot
Bill Gates, from Microsoft
Steven Hawkins voice
And fuckin Lara Croft
I built a lab
Secret in my loft
I built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there
In front of the screen
For many years this had been my wet dream
Now I’ve reached it
I’m finally there
Like terminator
Being filmed in aberdare
So alone
When people stop and stare
Like c3po but with pubes and hair
Robot love
Robot break-dance
The doctors at the nuthouse said he was an 'ed case
Cause he sticks sprayed silver cans on his face
Suckin off antennas and tryin to fuck the fridge
And burn his pubic wig with a high voltage
Is ams as robots mys primes directives iss tos gos
Tos thes shops ands buys tens fags dos youse comsputes?
He wants to buy ten fags his destination is the shop
A tin foil costume and a hat like Robocop if you ask
Him then he'll do a body pop, like terminator yet he
Just can’t stop, put an electric cable down through
The eye of his cock plugged it in the wall and gave
Himself a big shock, the reason that he did it wasn’t
To give him self pain watchin terminator over again
And again
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

Blanco : Are you still a fuckin robot then spar?
Eggsie : No, not anymore
Blanco : Fuckin look fuckin sound like one aswell
Eggsie : I’m not a robot, I can assure you, thank you
Blanco : I fuckin think you are
Eggsie : I’m not
Blanco : What are you then?
Eggsie : A woman.... called Janet