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Song title: Insane Clown Posse - Mad Professer

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He he he
Oh shit hes here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch so thats the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
Thats pretty fuckin nice I havent seen whoa, you all right there?
Excuse me real apolstry
I aint seen nothin like that since shit, like back in the
Mother fucker
You want my couch
You mother fucker
I need your muther fuckin brain
You cant have my couch
What da the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table

I was never popular this Ill admit fuck school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till Im half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And thats where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck cluck cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah
But Im still lonely I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

So this is like where you live
Thats right why you dont like it
I mean oh my God its dirty
Do you like?
Hehe shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes

I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
Keep it down you little bitches Ill skin your fuckin hide
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck Im sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
Or better yet look out the fuckin window
I see a storm comin its all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
Its the dugish rugish bone
Ok its time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck shit didnt work

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side Im gonna go ahead
Oh muther fucko what youd hit me
With a fuckin frying pan or somethin
What the fuck,
You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts
Come here
Im gonna fuck you up
Get back here
Hes trying to kill me

It wasnt always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that uhh cause I aint no failure
I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You here that
Yeah
Its alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock and lime
Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I aint cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set get im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching Im on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
Shaggy?
What up yall?

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity (3x)