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Song title: Marvelous 3 - Katrina

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I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a members only jacket, thought he was kool
Thats when I met katrina, she was best friends with seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah I thought she was special
I saw her in the hall about quarter til three
I said Ill take you in my nova, to the tasty freeze
She said I know all about you, more than I should
I know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods

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So tell me how Im supposed to be when Ive been stalked by a lesbian
I cant sleep a wink, and Im married to the ephedrine
How am I supposed to sleep when Ive been stalked by a lesbian now

Now dont take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project, was covered in glue
So I asked that guy seshel, was it something I said
He said quit being so fuckin paranoid, its all in your head
The way shes looking at me, I think she wants me to be,
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh God shes walking this way, oh	god what should I say,
I hope and pray that one day shell be straight

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So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and theres this girl and she walks up to me and shes beautiful and she says hey, Im katrina, dude, remember me?  and I freaked
D oh my God I thought you looked familiar about this time this 400 fucking pound woman walks up with katrinas face tattooed on the side of her neck, she comes waddling and says dont fuck wi
Girl I looked at jabba straight in the fucking eye and say dont worry every time I picture katrinas face its gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck she says are y
Upid?  I say no Im just sober!**

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And she beat the shit out of him