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Song title: Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan

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Im out on the range, surveying the land
Thinking of the job thats to be done
My life is hard but I dont mind
Men like me, thats how the west was won
I stand the pain and the suffering
For on the trail I am the king
On doors I knock and on bells I ring
Always sure that I will get the sale

cause I am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet I do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
And on the dotted line I make them sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!

The door swings wide and I sense my prey
Ready to fall victim to my pitch
I tell him all about the plan
With all of its inherent benefits
If you lose an arm its a thousand bucks
Lose both of them and get twice as much
And if you should die, well then, bless your luck
Youll just be raking in the cash

cause I am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet I do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
And on the dotted line I make them sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!

The sucker signs, the deed is done
Its time for me to get back on the road
A lonely man out on the land
Where the wind can blow so cold
I ride into the setting sun
With the knowledge of a job well done
But I cant rest until everyone
Has become properly insured

cause I am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet I do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
And on the dotted line I make them sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!

Yes, I am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet I do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
For on the dotted line I make them sign

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