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Song title: OPM - Heaven Is A Half Pipe

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Heaven is a Halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I cant do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin
back With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you dont believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I cant do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And theres a sign that says,
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I cant do sh*t
Without the man f***in with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
Id been callin fate
Im sorry friend you cant come in
You got a list here that doesnt end
Youre mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin any classes in how to cope
Ill find a place to rest my head
Id rather be alone now that Im dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in 87
Well be bustin Christ airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
Im gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I cant do jack
Without the man upon my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I cant do sh*t
Without the man f***in with it
If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I cant do sh*t
('Cause right now on Earth I cant do sh*t)
Without the man f***in with it
Method air judo air
I dont care no
I dont care
I dont care
I dont care
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I cant do sh*t
Without the man f***in with it
If I die before I wake