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Song title: Rod Stewart - Who's Gonna Take Me Home

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(the rise and fall of a budding gigolo)
(r. stewart, k. savigar, j. davis)

Well I arrived on time
My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine
There were women wall to wall
Its saturday night and I wanted them all
Everyone

Sidled up for a dance
I tried a new step and fell in the plants
I told a joke, about the pope
It wasnt as funny as I wouldve hoped

Nobody told me she was the daughter
Of the mayor
I was so embarrassed, I just wished the
Ground would swallow me up
Accidentally my elbow hit the record player
The rock n roll stopped
And everybody just stared
(oh no)

Whos gonna take me home
Im tired and I wanna go to bed
Whos gonna take me home
This partys gone right to my head

I didnt worry, not me
Panic aint in my vocabulary
Smashed beyond reproach
Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes

All hell broke loose
I started to take off my trousers and shoes
And so I tried to look cool
I stepped back and fell in the pool

The hostess helped me out
And asked for my dismissal
I said I was sorry, but Ive been
Under so much pressure
Just lately, baby
I felt as popular as a russian guided missile
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl
On a motor bike
That weighed three hundred pounds and
Whats wrong with that

Whos gonna take me home
Im tired and I wanna go to bed
Whos gonna take me home
This partys gone right to my head
To my head

I woke up on the floor
Still in my suit and she told me I snored
I never felt so cheap
I had a good laugh at the size of her feet

Holy moses, I dont like this single living
I think Ill find me a nice local girl and
Settle on down, now
With a home and a garden
And a nature quite forgiving
Then again maybe Ill just hang around

Whos gonna take me home
Im tired and I wanna go to bed, right now
Whos gonna take me home
This partys gone right to my head
To my head
Now whos gonna take me home
Hey brian could you give me a lift cos I dont live
Too far from you, boy
Mary cmon Ive known you so long please give
Me a lift home, oh cmon
Jim oh cmon boys would you just
Give me a lift home
I dont live too far from here and Im so tired