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Song title: Rugburns - Hitchhiker Joe

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Dont pick up hitchhiker joe
Hell slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
Hell make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Dont do it now
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

I had a cousin who came from vermont
Next thing I know, that cousin was gone
Truck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker joe
Now his spleens on the sidewalk helping flowers grow

My best friend eddie called from l.a.
Said wed have dinner later that day
Ive got a feeling, and its more than a hunch
My poor friend eddie was that hitchhikers lunch

Hitchhiker joe aint no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway
Steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock
And a razor up his sleeve
And a chainsaw in his pack
And hes gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My girfriend lois called from talahassee
She picked up that dude at the spam factory
That was the last time that I saw her smile
My best advice is dont eat spam for a while

Dont pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hell slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)
And cut off your big toe
Hell make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)
For ninety-nine years
Dont do it now
Dont pick up hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hell slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)
And cut off your big toe (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hell make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)
For ninety-na-na-na-na-na-na-na now (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Do-ooh-ooh-nt (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hitchhiker (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
He got to cut off your big, your big, your big (bom, bom, bom, bom)
Hell make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom)
From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)
Gonna lock you