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Stephen Lynch - Half A Man
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All my days I live with my disgrace Im afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I dont have a matching set Its a part of me That just aint there Please, dont stare Well Im a gambling man with out two dice Im like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice Oh to have two testis would be so nice But Im half a man Yeah, Im half a man Wanna die end it all, just call it quits I cant find a cup that fits And at baseball games I feel so dumb When I hear ball one? Oh, my God How could you have been so cruel To give me one family jewel And the one thats there must feel so sad Hes a lonely man Well Im a marathon runner with just one leg Im a fallopian tube with just one egg Oh, I want another testi Do I have to beg? Im half a man Well Im a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum And Im a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb And Im a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum Im just half a man Yeah, Im half a man
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