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Eminem - Steve Berman (Skit) (Relapse)
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[Phone ringing:] [Woman on phone:] Mr. Berman? [Steve Berman:] What?! [Woman:] We have Eminem here to see you. [Steve Berman:] About fuckin' time! Send him in! [Eminem:] Steve! Good to see you, man! Um, hey, I just... [Steve Berman:] Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years. [Eminem:] [sighs] Look man, I apologize again for... [Steve Berman:] For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm? [Eminem:] Again, it was a mistake, it was a terrible mist... Are you wearin' a bulletproof vest? [Steve Berman:] And then you go & you do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin' vacation? [Eminem:] Well, that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna put out some new music & I wanted to play it for you & get your opinion. [Steve Berman:] Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous it has ruined my rich little life & I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it & my tragic love life. Am I on to something here? [Eminem:] Come on man it's not like that it's... [Steve Berman:] You know what? Just hand the fuckin' thing over, I'm done talkin' to you. Thinking you just come & go as you please. Big selfish superstar? [Eminem:] Steve, I had a drug problem. [Steve Berman:] Oh poor me, I had a drug problem. Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what? [Eminem:] Hey! Hey! Hey! [Steve Berman:] Just lay the shit down on my desk & get the fuck out! [Eminem:] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Jesus Christ man! Alright alright here, fine. [Steve Berman:] What's this shit? 2 CD's? [Eminem:] That's what I've been tryin' to tell you man, there's 2 albums. [Steve Berman:] Just get out! [Eminem:] Alright! [Steve Berman:] Get the fuck out! [Eminem:] Alright man, see you later. [door slams & glass breaking]
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