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Song title: Andy Northrup - Conspiracy

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His TV tells him what should raise concern
I wave hello, talk real slow, the clues I leave are hard
Serves him right cause he won't ever learn

That it's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy
The mother-ship will land one day and then I shall be free
It's a conspiracy, yeah it's a conspiracy
It's close encounters of all kinds and they're all starring me
It's a conspiracy

My neo-fascist paper boy, swastika on display
Says he resents his regiment and how he's being swayed
By power fags and bull dyke hags that infiltrate his head
Apparently he's unaware who helps me make my bed
I'm a conspiracy, yeah I'm a conspiracy
But I must admit, I'm kind of miffed that no one e-mailed me
Bout the conspiracy, bout the conspiracy
I'm unconvinced that I should
take responsibility for the conspiracy

Well I know there's someone in control
but I don't think they're here
And neither is the fat-assed jerk you voted in last year
I sigh a lot and wait for news, it never seems to good
If Christ showed up the government would likely buy the wood
Now there's a conspiracy, there's a conspiracy
They trash the poor
and make damn sure they blame bureaucracy

It's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy
They promise anything they like and wait for the stampede
It's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy
Thank god my pills are waiting on my night-stand for me
It's a conspiracy, yeah it's a conspiracy
But don't you fret cause I'll just bet you're on the sign-up sheet
For the conspiracy, yeah!!!!!!!!!