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Song title: Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever

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Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my china girl
When I landed a pam like on the san fran real world
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
Id never been to asia minor but I was gonna bangkok
Like kristy yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about mothra m*a*s*h or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a chinese star but its a line I threw
Just thirty seconds over tokyo and this johnny would woo
I took a shot like jeanette lee put on my moves like bruce lee
I told he every soon yi needs a little woody
She said for all the tea in china my vaginas not free
But my love will linger longer than the ming dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in taiwan I said Im o.k. with that
Just promise me youll never try to eat my cat
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
In japan the hand is used as a knife
In japan a mans wifes hand job than can cost him his life
But now this captain kirk has his own sulu
Ill shampoo her foo man chu with lo hung wang goo
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new kawasaki
Oh me chinky shes so kinky got me hot like nagasaki
Burnin up like napalm burstin like an a-bomb
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in nam
Shes like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
Im a diving kamikaze eating out chinese
First Ill have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
Shell be screaming like godzilla and kickin like jackie chan
Ill get her redder than china wetter than the sea of japan
Like the chinese new year shes gonna see fireworks
Now be a good chinky and press jimmys shirts
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Sing chinky sing
One more time
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang
Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang