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Song title: Adam Kay - London Underground

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Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I cant be bothered with the fuss.
Today I gotta take my bike,
Cus once again the tubes on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay,
For sitting on there arse all day,
Even though they earn 30k.
So I’m standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fucks my fucking train!

Chorus

London underground (London underground),
There all lazy fucking useless cunts.
London underground, (London underground),
There all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all,
With a rifle.

All they say is please mind the doors,
And they learn that on the two day course.
This job could be done by a four year old,
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get,
Burger king and piss and sweat.
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet.
And chewing gum on every seat,
So don’t tell me to mind the gap.
I want my fucking money back!

(chorus)

lalalala
lalalala

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
every platform has a fucking tramp.
But the drivers get the day off when,
we're all late for work again!

London underground, (London underground),
wa wa wankers,
They’re all wankers,
London underground (London underground),

Take your oyster card,
And shove it up your arsehole.