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Song title: Da Yoopers - Diarrhea

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1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE 
AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA
I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT 
CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA
TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES 
AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA
ILL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME 
SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE 
WITH DIARRHEA
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS
SO I WENT AND LET ONE PASS
THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE
AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS
2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP 
BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE 
BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA
YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS 
WHEN YOU GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN 
SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE
AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM 
DIARRHEA
I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE
IF ONLY I COULD CONSTIPATE
3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS 
BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA
I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN 
SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA
ILL TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE 
POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE
AND THEN ILL BE ALL THROUGH
WITH DIARRHEA