Little Jackie - The Pact Lyrics
If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty then we'll elope in vegas and we'll have some bratty babiesyou were just read the riot act, fact is I never forgot the pactif you got a fall back plan understand there's a chance that you are gonna fall backholy moly matrimony you know that it's all bologna (boloney)stick a ring on my middle finger and call it macaronithey expiration date has passed, and we're both still single stressin about how the boat is sinkin come on and bail me out, seems like you and me got more in common than we think maybe we're meant to be, baby we can't commit to anybodySo lets get married even though you don't believe in the institution there are tax benefits, lets get married just to get you a green card american citizenshipwe'll treat it like a business yup I'm such a romanticYou can deal with my family you put up with my moodiness my anziety disorder and my pms PMS!I think your mom is cool my dad's got a man crush on you and my brothers too, think about all the tax deductions with the IRSI learned my lesson well on my last vacation, paddling alone in a kayak for one trying to keep up with the couples I was suffering from exhaustion questioning why I'm terminally single is not funRepeat chorusWe had to spread our wings to get a taste of life didn't wanna let you go, but I didn't wanna hold you back, we knew that deep down inside we'd always love each other so we made the pactRepeat chorusIf none of us are married by the time we hit thirty then we'll elope in vegas and we'll have some bratty babiesyou can really cook somethin up, you were born in europe if we ever need to flee this country, you got the hook upit's time for me to settle down time to kick the heels off but I aint ever gonna move to LA, so the deals off
