Lunachicks - The Day Squid's Gerbil Died Lyrics
The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil diedThe day Squid's gerbil diedHe was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.He was D.O.A.Don't do it! No!Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at allSquid put the dog gate upSo he couldn't get to the third floorBut doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,Chased him in circles, from noon until fourDon't do it! No!Don't do it! No!She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,Came in from playing one dayAnd he was dead on locationA gerbil stiff as a boardStaring blankly at the worldNow he wont play on his wheel anymoreLicking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,No Means No Means No!Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,No Means No Means No!The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil diedThe day Squid's gerbil diedHe was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.He was D.O.A.The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she criedDon't do it! No!Don't do it! No!A little later on in life came a gerbil coupleThey got together, had some babiesbut then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads offSquid came too late to pull him offMore gerbil funerals, without heads they would rotLicking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,No Means No Means No!Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,No Means No Means No! No! No! No!You're a bad bad dogAnd I told you not to do itAnd I told you not to goYou're a bad bad dogAnd I told you not to do itNow you're choking on a bone!
