5 Chinese Brothers - She's A Waitress (And I'm In Love) Lyrics
She reminds you of your mother in a dirty sort of wayWhen she brings you your food and she takes it awayShe smiles at you when you clean your plateMakes you feel like a big strong manIs she winking at you or is that something in her eye?Are you making too much of her giggles and sighs?The only thing you've talked about is coffee and friesBut she's a waitress so she understandsSo, you take my order, I'll take my timeI'm looking you over while I'm making up my mindPut on the skillet, put on the breadI'll pretend I'm home, getting breakfast in bedShe don't leave me fed up, she just leaves me well fedShe's a waitress and she understandsIn her tight uniform with a low-cut neckAnd the way that the grease mixes with her sweatShe smells as good as the inside of a new CorvetteShe fits your dreams like a baseball gloveAnd when she smiles at you, that's when you realizeThat's not the way she smiles at all the other guysYou see her sneak a peek from behind the piesShe's a waitress, and you're in loveCHORUS(last line: She's a waitress, and I'm in love)Now you see her give the fry-cook a secret kissAnd the ring on her finger that you previously missedMaybe you're not the guy she can't resistAnd your breakfast is almost doneSo you swear that you'll never fool yourself anymoreThen you remember as you're walking out the doorThere's still lunch and dinner and a thousand meals moreWith a waitress at every oneCHORUS
